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"Thought-for-the-week"
"Don't
worry about avoiding temptation. .
as you grow older, it will avoid you"
"Nobody
cares if you can't dance well
.......Just get up and dance"
"The
only difference between a rut and a grave
is the depth"
"A
conclusion is the place where
you got tired of thinking"
"Borrow
money from pessimists -
they don't expect it back"
"Always
remember you're unique.
Just like everyone else"
"If
Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
why is there a song about him?"
"Everyone
has a photographic memory,
some just don't have film"
"The
early bird may get the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese"
"No
matter what happens,
somebody will find a way to take it too seriously"
"A
closed mouth gathers no foot"
"No
one is listening until you toot"
.
"There
are two theories about arguing with women.
Neither one works"
"You
know you are getting old when everything
either dries up or leaks"
"Some
days you are the bug;
some days you are the windshield"
"
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it."
"There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'"